Well... I found a jack.
Now maybe all the info I was reading is out of date and I never ran across the more updated solutions. If this is old news, then I apologize. But here's the solution I discovered on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0186 ... UTF8&psc=1
![Image](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51KG+56tivL._AC_.jpg)
The catch here is that if you use the rubber adapters on top, they're still too wide and will hang on the exhaust before touching the frame. The jack itself is EXACTLY as wide as our frame, but the scissor hinge bolts on one side of the jack won't let both of the black sliders reach the outer edges. That said, if you just discard the rubber bolts, you can get the black cylinders to line up with the frame. The bike shouldn't slide off because, as you know, the exhaust fits right up against the frame, so there's zero space for the bike to slide left and right once the jack is in place because the exhaust is trapped between the two black slides. You'll probably want to add some cushion on the top of the sliders somehow, or maybe get fancy and cut off one side of the rubber adapters. Either way, I think this is a pretty solid option for getting the front wheel off the ground. I gave it a quick try and managed to get the front airborne with one hand and a couple of turns.
Just thought I'd share!