What will you do with your helmet,.....plant some herbs in it?Mr Jensee wrote:I appreciate the suggestions but with all the current mounting medical expenses doing something like triking the Voyager or getting a sidecar is just out of the question. Besides I would still just be riding the same old roads I have done a hundred plus times. No I think it is about time to hang up my helmet. As they say the thrill is gone.
OK,.....well, then,...may I suggest these aids to aging?.........
The first one will help you find the bathroom better when your eyesight begins to fail, as well as knowing what you will be falling back into when you lose your balance.
The second one is for those days when you are feeling much better and are getting around a bit faster but don't want to get bugs in your false teeth, or in your glass eye! Just don't scare the little old ladies too often blasting that electric horn! (Psssst! You could easily hide quite a bit of booze in that false radiator, too!)
The third one, if built correctly, will hold a LOT of beer in each arm! Rocking will get easier as you deplete the amount in each tank. Just don't rock too hard with a full tank or you may go over backwards! They also have a grip-handle on top of each tank, too! Nice touch!
